Act 26: The Show Must Go On

Dear Diary:
Whoa! Where was I? Huh, must've dozed off or something. So, yeah, I came to and all I can think about is Roger, right? But he's not there, but it's like I can read his thoughts or something. Messed up. Instead, there's this curly-haired buffoon hovering over me. Sure, whatever. Anyhow, I got suited up and went to go save Roger (I think my hair looks really cool underwater). Because he is forever a louse, he made a crass comment about wanting "mouth-to-mouth" from me. Sure, whatever, pal (tee hee!). Moving on, I got hooked up to Big O and we did some action. It was pretty okay. Then, it's like everything got reset or something. Weird. I guess that's it, then. I'll see you later.

Take care,